College Application

      Most people fly economy. Most people cook their own dinner.  Most people don't rule the world. I am not like most people. I fly around the world with my own wings. I cook four star meals in a two star kitchen. I rule the world.  My parents thank me for being their child. People thank me for being in there presence. Countries thank me for stepping foot on their land. At 3 days I was classified as the smartest person in the world. By the age of 2 I won 9 gold medals in Olympic diving. At 7 years old I won a Nobel peace prize. I helped Beyoncé become queen of pop. I taught Ellen DeGeneres how to be funny. I showed Obama how to be president. I showed Queen Elizabeth the etiquettes of being Queen.