College
Application
Most people fly economy. Most people cook
their own dinner. Most people don't rule
the world. I am not like most people. I fly around the world with my own wings.
I cook four star meals in a two star kitchen. I rule the world. My parents thank me for being their child.
People thank me for being in there presence. Countries thank me for stepping
foot on their land. At 3 days I was classified as the smartest person in the
world. By the age of 2 I won 9 gold medals in Olympic diving. At 7 years old I won
a Nobel peace prize. I helped Beyoncé become queen of pop. I taught Ellen DeGeneres
how to be funny. I showed Obama how to be president. I showed Queen Elizabeth
the etiquettes of being Queen.